animentality:

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se:

How did they nail it so perfectly

Relevant youtube video

kaldurcalm:

Cackling.

ALT

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

kerneldecoy:

Incredible stuff

glitch-coyote:

prokopetz:

My favourite thing about the latest Twitter meltdown is all the artists reanimating their dead Tumblr accounts today and immediately being greeted with hundreds of notes because even a Tumblr account they literally have not posted to in 3–5 years has more active and engaged followers than the Twitter account that they’ve been updating daily.

plastidecor:

(Source: twitter.com)

atreefullofstars:

headspace-hotel:

the common name “fools gold” for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they’re like “We’re calling this Copper for Idiots”

Ea-nasir would love this.

headinthegrave:

nessa007:

✌🏻😊✌🏻

sabertoothwalrus:

thysilus:

mutual recognition